🏰 History Goes Wrong – Puppet Prompts

Historical accuracy? Optional. Puppet-based chaos? Mandatory.
This 5-script bundle takes time travel off the rails — featuring corgi duels, pyramid scams, and Elizabethan bee invasions. Great for classrooms, TikTok, puppet theatre, or chaotic content creators.

Included Scripts:

🧵 Napoleon Buys a Jet Ski
The emperor crashes into the 21st century and tries to build a beach empire via viral jet ski rentals.

🧵 The Plague Doctor’s Puppet Party
A surprise birthday bash for a sewer rat turns into a glitter-infused outbreak. The cake is sentient.

🧵 Pyramid Scheme
A charismatic pharaoh pitches literal pyramids as an investment opportunity. Ancient MLM meets ancient chaos.

🧵 Queen Elizabeth vs The Alien Bees
Elizabeth I battles extraterrestrial bees with marmalade warfare and Shakespearean sass.

🧵 Viking Vegan Uprising
Fierce raiders go plant-based and liberate livestock with tofu, hummus, and oat milk rage.